Meow

The greatest love story ever told. Every single word of it is "meow."

MEOW is a real, physical novel written entirely in cat: an epic romance-fantasy adventure told meow by meow, from the first page to the dramatic finale. It is the perfect funny gag gift for cat lovers, and quite possibly the only novel your cat can actually read.

What awaits inside

• One hundred percent authentic feline prose. Every word is "meow." Is it a love confession? A battle cry? A prophecy? Yes.


• You decide the plot. A heroic quest, a forbidden romance, an existential crisis: the story is whatever you (or your cat) imagine it to be.


• A conversation piece. Leave it on the coffee table, slip it onto a bookshelf, or add it to the book club list and wait for someone to notice.

The purrfect gift for

• Cat moms, cat dads, and certified crazy cat ladies


• Birthdays, Christmas stocking stuffers, Secret Santa and White Elephant exchanges


• That friend who swears they will read "when they find the right book" (this is the right book)


• Anyone who needs a laugh delivered in paperback form

Curl up with your cat, a blanket, and a cup of tea, and try to decode the story together. Will they meow back? Will they judge you? Probably both.

Warning: side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, feline levels of curiosity, and the sudden urge to answer all questions with "meow." Proceed with a sense of humor.

Product details: 6 x 9 inch paperback, 144 pages of premium meow, crisp white paper, and a cover featuring the most soulful blue eyes in contemporary literature.