Congratulations, You're Married

Disclaimer: This is a prank book, so please don't buy it by mistake.

Looking for a funny wedding gift for the groom who has everything? Congratulations, You're Married is the bachelor party gag gift that keeps on giving - 100 survival tips for the happily married man, from someone who is still figuring it out himself.

After years of rigorous field research (conducted entirely from his own couch), Dr. Will B. Right distills a lifetime of marital wisdom into one hundred devastatingly simple rules. Learn why "You're right" is a complete sentence, why the thermostat is not a democracy, and why your version of events will never hold up in the court of marriage.

The perfect funny gift for weddings, bachelor parties, bridal showers, engagements, and anniversaries - or a white elephant gift exchange where you actually want people fighting over your present. A hilarious anniversary gift for your husband, a groom-to-be gift for the wedding day, or a Christmas stocking stuffer that beats socks.

Evidence-based. Peer-reviewed. Wife-approved.

100 pages of marital wisdom. Zero pages of actual wisdom. Buy it for the groom - and keep one for yourself. You'll need it.