4 BRO'KEN MEN

Four friends. Forty years of history. Zero chance they were ever going to grow up gracefully.

Little David, Tony, Terrell, and Big David have survived childhood, the military, marriages, divorces, kids, careers, bad women, worse decisions, broken cars, therapy, money problems, money successes, and four decades of talking shit to each other.

Some friendships mature.

These motherfuckers didn't.

4 BRO'KEN MEN is a raw, cinematic adult-comedy novel about four lifelong friends who somehow became successful adults without ever becoming normal ones.

David-better known to himself as "King David"-is a retired Navy veteran, property investor, world traveler, high-stakes baccarat player, and professional escape artist who would rather fly halfway around the world than have an uncomfortable conversation.

Tony is supposed to be the responsible one.

Unfortunately, Tony has spent most of his adult life rescuing everybody except himself-especially when women are involved.

Terrell is an offshore boat captain nicknamed "007" because the man has mastered the art of disappearing without explanation and returning like nobody noticed.

And then there's Big David.

Six-foot-five. Construction veteran. Near-perfect memory. Explosive temper.

The man remembers every stupid thing the other three have done since childhood-and unfortunately for them, he never lets anything go.

Together, they stumble through therapy sessions, ex-wives, dating disasters, disability, investment properties, gambling trips, project-car nightmares, Vegas, Asia, viral fame, Hollywood attention, and the everyday catastrophe of simply trying to remain friends with one another.

But underneath the profanity, casinos, women, arguments, money, and spectacularly bad ideas is something none of them joke about very well:

They love each other like brothers.

These are the men who knew one another before the money.

Before the careers.

Before the marriages.

Before the trauma.

Before the world started paying attention.

And when life finally begins putting bigger opportunities in front of them, they discover something forty years of friendship should have taught them already:

Success doesn't mean much if the people who knew you before you became somebody aren't still sitting beside you when you get there.

Funny, filthy, nostalgic, chaotic, and unexpectedly heartfelt, 4 BRO'KEN MEN is a story about aging without surrendering, surviving without pretending, and the rare kind of friendship that becomes family simply because nobody ever managed to leave.

This isn't a story about four men finally getting their shit together.

It's the story of four men realizing they probably never will-and deciding that might be okay.

If you've ever had a friend who knows every embarrassing story about you, has insulted you for decades, would help you bury a body but complain the entire drive there...

you already understand these guys.

Real friends. Worse ideas. Better stories.