Ferret Files

The Ferret Files — The Complete Chaotic SagaWhen disaster has a name, it's usually Gaz Jenkins.From swan‑related catastrophes in Aberdare to international incidents that accidentally threaten civilisation, Gaz leaves a trail of bewildered bystanders, broken infrastructure, and traumatised government officials in his wake. Unfortunately for the world, he's also carrying something far more dangerous than his own decision‑making skills — a stolen device that could unlock a long‑buried global weapon.Enter Cerys Morgan: elite operative, professional problem‑solver, and the only person on Earth who can keep Gaz alive long enough to prevent the apocalypse. She's exhausted, furious, and one incident away from walking into the sea. But when a shadowy organisation known as The Flock emerges to claim Gaz — and the weapon he unknowingly stole as a child — Cerys is dragged into a spiralling mission across Wales, London, and the underbelly of Europe.Alongside a catastrophically mismatched team — including • Kevin, the world's most stressed administrator, • Laurent, a French motivational hurricane, • Badger, a ferret‑obsessed wildcard with a criminal past, • and The Magpie, a seductive, morally flexible enigma with shifting loyalties —Cerys must battle mercenaries, malfunctioning mobility scooters, rogue swans, and her own inconvenient feelings.As the stakes rise and the Aquila Protocol threatens to reset civilisation itself, one truth becomes painfully clear:Saving the world is easy. Surviving Gaz Jenkins is not.Explosive, heartfelt, and gloriously unhinged, The Ferret Files is a Welsh action‑comedy saga about found family, unlikely heroes, and the fine line between disaster and destiny.